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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.