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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!