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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.