What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.