What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.