What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.