Mourning wood!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
Fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
He had lost a deer friend
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
He gets mourning wood.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
Don't stop, bereaving!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Kermit's finger.
Because he got tired.
Eclipse it.
You flip it upside down.
Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat
USB
Aloha Ackbar!
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
It gets toad away
He encrypted it
He was homogeneous
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
