Mourning wood!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
Fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
He had lost a deer friend
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
He gets mourning wood.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
Don't stop, bereaving!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
He got cancelled.
He got hurt from harmful rays
He'll re-possess it
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Nata-LEE-HEE!
He kept coffin
He encrypted it
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Just order them without liver.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
