Mourning wood!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
Fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
He had lost a deer friend
He gets mourning wood.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
A six pack and a potato
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
He thought they said internet camp
Pover-tea.
They don't.
An innocent bystumbler
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
A bus
Business.
A Buccaneer.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Genesis 3.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
