Mourning wood!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
Fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
He had lost a deer friend
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
He gets mourning wood.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
Don't stop, bereaving!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
There's one less drunk.
On less person is drunk
It was a boxer!
Pido.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
To get to the other side.
Anglican.
Nothing, they might hear you
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Take me to your Liederkranz.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Take away its USB cable.
USB.
