What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)