What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)