What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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The Bear Glare.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.