What do you call a Mexican baby born ye...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?