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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.