What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.