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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.