What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.