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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken