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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.