How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.