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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY