How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY