Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.