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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!