What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".