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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad