How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Aaaaaaaah Jokes More Aaaaaaaah Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches