April Sale - 20% Off

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Aaaaaaaah Jokes More Aaaaaaaah Jokes

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.