How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches