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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!