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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.