What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.