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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.