How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.