How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.