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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.