How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music