When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month)

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.