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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month)

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.