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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.