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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.