Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.