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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.