A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
A Nobel Prize
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Nobody knows.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Pay him for the pizza.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Bronto-snore-us!
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
He resisted a rest.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.