What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.