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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.