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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.