What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.