Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.