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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Because it's a terrible album.

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Because it was charged with battery.

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A solmate

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.