Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!