Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!