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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!