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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.