What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range