What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.