What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!