What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.