What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.