Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!