Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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At the Czech-out line.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.