In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
In case you get a hole in one.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Samson he brought the house down!
Because he left the school.
A school.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
The man responded, "Like a glove".
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
In case they run out of bullets.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
