In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
It was worth a shot.
Family reunions.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Aftermath
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
It was all a myth-take!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
A pair of slippers.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
In case you get a hole in one!
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
