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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.