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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts