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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts