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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)