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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who?

Boiler egg for four minutes!

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen