How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.