How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.