How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off