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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts