How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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Me neither. Help.

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The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.