What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"