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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"