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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.