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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.