Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener