Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

Radio Host Jokes More Radio Host Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!