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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)