Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.