Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!