Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.