Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff