Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.