Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.