Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.