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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.