Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?