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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.