Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.