Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.