Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.