Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away