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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.