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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.