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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?

Orthodocs

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.