What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.