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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.