What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.