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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.