What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.