What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.