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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...