What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...