What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.