What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.