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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.