What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.