What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion