What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA