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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

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Throw in your laundry!

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.