Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!