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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.