Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.