Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
A dead poodle, split in half.
So you can tell them apart from blueberries!
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
Motorcycles don't have trunks
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.