Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot