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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae