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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.