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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.