Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.