Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up