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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.