Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs