Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.