Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.