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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...