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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Christmas Cake Jokes More Christmas Cake Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...