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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Christmas Cake Jokes More Christmas Cake Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!