Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...