Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...