Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What do baby swans dance to?

Cygnet-ure-tunes!

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He had no body to dance with

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...