How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!