How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!