How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!