How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite