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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet