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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy!

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet