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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet