Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!