Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.