April Sale - 20% Off

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Previous Random Joke Next
Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.