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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!