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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!