Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room