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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.