Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.