Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.