They prevented Hispanic attacks
Smashed potatoes.
I told her that drinks were on the house
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Her algae bra.
Because they always bring boos.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
Because it's soda pressing
They bring flowers to his grave.
Pilgrims.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
You must not bring either to the movies.
Poverty
He's a party pooper!
His homemade Bris-kit.
For bringing home the bacon.
He got lost in the maize.
Because they can get 4g
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
Because he's the fire starter.
Fo Drizzle.
Stephen Hawking
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
He was expecting showers.
Slanta Claus.
They only had two vans
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
In case he got a hole in one.
They might Pikachu.
Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
I am tired of looking for a job.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Eggsalad
They only had 2 vans
Because they bring Mayflowers
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Moose-saka
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Because its a band substance
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
A pocket full of shells.
It was leave your keys at the door.
He brought the wrong carrion.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The Frankenstork.
A dead bullfrog.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Wooffies!
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Bring it to a bool.
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
So that they can pack the defence!
One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Bring two Mormons.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Your calves.
A scale letrix!
Samson he brought the house down!
Bring her flours
The police made him bring it back again.
Row v. Wade
In case he gets a hole in one.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Bring on their subs!
The Philosophers Stoned
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
Toad was a fungi.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
He wanted to sing higher!
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Congee-gal visit
He wanted to have some stage presents.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
A turn up
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
A cup of yogurt.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata
A ladder.
A navi-gator!
For the drizzle
Because he always brings the boos
Grandpa.
In case you get a hole in one.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because they cantaloupe...
Santa Clues.
Hispantry
Steaks.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Sant rolling off your roof.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
Her husband on a date.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
She opens the car door.
By opening the car door.
Guac-a Guac-a!
Jesus, take the wheel!
Fry-by-night!
Because they let IT go
