What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.