An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Because they're paid to.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because its a band substance
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
Hit the road, Jack.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
I, Mac.
With their aye-phones.
