What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.