What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.