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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.