A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
In case he gets a hole-in-one
In case he got a hole-in-one.
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
The number of the car that hit you.
They both have ornamental balls.
It pines.
They planet.