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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.