What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.