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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.