What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.