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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.