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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Marry it

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.