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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.