They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
A baby with a javellin through its head.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Let's go fishing
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
No Escape
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
They're practically non existent.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
