How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.