How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.