Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.