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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)