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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.