What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.