What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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A hot dog

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Disney spells.

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The posters

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Speechless

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.