What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)