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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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Reptile disfunction

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.