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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)