Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Little Finger Jokes More Little Finger Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.