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Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

What is posthumous work?

Something written by someone after they are dead!

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What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.