Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

Little Finger Jokes More Little Finger Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas