Little Finger Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

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Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How's your meal?

I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.