A milkshake.
A coniference.
With a crowbar.
He got off on a technicality
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3
Dismay.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
Well man it's been reel.