Their victims never see them coming.
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Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
Netflix and pill
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Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
Zzzzip)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
Because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
Art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
You're gonna be pooped after this.
That's right - a victim
They both love stoning women.
Piece of cake.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Numchucks.
As many as want to be!
A. Reading the waffle iron
They were both fingered by their brother.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
With a warlock.
Because they were neckromancers
