It always had some sort of weed on it!
He was doing crystal math.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Penaltea!
Barq's Root Beer.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Alceste to meet him later!
Articulette
Because Jesus saves.
