Bill Cosby Jokes

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

Oz Jokes More Oz Jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.