Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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You have to read ursine.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

When did you last see him?

Ian: "I've never seen him."