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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Where's that?

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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When did you last see him?

Ian: "I've never seen him."

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!