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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!