Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Disarmed.
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
So he can cut corners.
Curt 'n Rod
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
It's Minute Made
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
Their ankles!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.