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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black